At least it didn’t ruin his hair.

I bet you’d still see a hockey coach out there.

You took an old and busted joke and made it new again. God bless you.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Not to defend the airline, but she seemed to be crying inconsolably, perhaps exaggerating whatever idiocy happened to her. The baby wasn’t crying. The rest of the personnel doesn’t seem to be in a state of emergency. The supposed a-hole seemed calm until “hero” passenger threatened him.

MAGA!!

Max dropped a deuce on all of them.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Rumor is that the fight started when several students only received partial corn on their lunch trays.....

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

The thing about an American citizen professing that another country should be defended over the US is a bit crazy to me.

Looks like nothing. Much worse was said on 9/12, and “questioning the loyalties of American citizens” is a pretty negative way of looking at those comments. They’re right. Our freedom and relatively open immigration policies (and not everyone in the country legally is a citizen, obviously) inevitably cause the country…

The Gospel of John, Chapter 3, Verse 16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

I should ban you for this.

I’d have pegged you as more of a Rex Morgan, M.D. kind of guy, chortling to yourself while reading it on your hot couch in your not air-conditioned apartment.