I’m Team Lime

Lime is the best green flavor. Green apple is fraud.

Welcome to the 1990s!

The Tree of Less Stressful Flying must be refreshed from time to time with the tears of assholes and dickhead passengers.

Sure we are.

“Some kind of slime monster”? That’s Lieutenant Yaphit, second-best engineer on the ship. He’s kind of a pervert but he can tune up a quantum drive like you wouldn’t believe.

A purity test she built for herself. A purity test she weaponizes against everyone else.

Unrelated to the story, but I’ll take the opportunity to mention that I thought no one could ever make an Edsel attractive. That is until I stumbled across Miss Ethyl here at a car show one day:

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

If Musk wants to do the right thing, then I’ll buy the glass of whisky for him. He’ll need to supply his own pistol and locked room though.

Blurst!

But sir...

Have the Rolling Stones killed

401k is a scam to force unprotected investors to push cash into Wall Street coffers. It’s why the stock market has gone so high with companies that produce no profits or dividends. It took away large institutional investors that had leverage and research resources and eliminated company’s liabilities for pensions and…

You need to give the bun some consideration, a lot of the cheap ones fall apart and go soggy on you, leaving you covered in ketchup and mayo. You need a certain level of toughness in your bun. And it should have a flavor of its own so it isn’t just sawdusty edible napkin.

“And the number one band in America this week... Better Than Ezra.

They want you to get vaccinated for the Met. if I get vaccinated it won’t for the Met. It’ll be once I feel I’ve done enough research.

He also was the original Death in Family Guy, and much better than Adam Carolla 

United Galaxy Sanitation Patrol is back in business. 

And now I want a spin-off chronicling the (mis-)adventures of Poko and Babou.