“the ice melts and dilutes things so you get a watered-down version of something that’s not even the best expression of the drink.”

I heard there’s a sail at Ethan Allen’s. Everything's half life.

Obligatory...

American Christianity is everything Jesus railed against. 

Jesus’ body was bread, his blood was wine, and his breath was the dankest of ganj.

Get a can of modelo that isnt stale next time! Its the best of this lot

I’d say driver stupidity.  And solely driver stupidity.  Musk and Tesla simply made it easy to prove how stupid a driver can be.

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

“I MEAN ITS JUST BUFFOONERY! NOBODY CALLED LOU GEHRIGS FONE NUMBER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED HIS DISEASE RENAMED AL’S. ITS STUPID, WHOS THIS AL GUY ANYWAY?  ANYWAYS ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER GO SKINS”

Yes.

Do police forces actively recruit sociopaths without capacity for empathy or remorse, or is it just that the line of work is very appealing to such people?

Seriously. If Thanos could have chosen which half of the population to snap away, he’d be the hero of the movie.

Thank you thank you thank you.

There’s a thing called the car radio test. Once you’re done mixing a song you listen to it on the cheapest, shittiest speakers imaginable because that’s how most people will hear it. If it still sounds good, you’re gold.

What if I could see what was happening, but thought it was poorly framed and tedious. Is that my fault too? I don't want to mistakenly blame it on someone else.

I will start this with, i grew up on a single income family farm.

I usually use tomato sauce or Alfredo for a change, but you do you just make sure the blood is clean disease-wise.

Sorry, “Weaponized Mulatto” is my stripper name.

Pekin Community High School District No. 303 commenced an investigation into allegations that one of its teachers had engaged in racist activities.

and even then... cook the little one a nice medium, and cut it up small. Can’t start too early.