If you can come up with 52 of them you could have decks of playing cards made up! I would totally buy some.

Call him Uncle Rukus. We’re gonna have plenty of opportunities for Boondocks references the next four years.

UFC fighter and vet Tim Kennedy said it.

An opinion piece isn’t a reputable source.

So if the Democrats hadn’t wore a short skirt they wouldn’t have gotten raped by the Republicans is your logic. Fuck off.

We’ve been shit on since 1492.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the FOIA is done away with by these assholes.

I thought he rode a tank and held a General’s rank.

A cue ball is sharper than these fuckwits.

I’ve said it before, the worlds gone to shit since Lemmy died.

The theater must be a safe space? Someone better tell that to Lincoln.

They’re starting to seem more like the Soviets to me, they are the red party.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Russia returns Snowden to us so the Cheeto Benito can brag about bringing him to justice.

His daddy issues made him fuck sand people.

I can see them using the Jedi Mind Trick. “This is the penis you are looking for.”

I wonder if the Cheeto Benito will ask her to be on his transition team? She and Bannon would get along great.

Maybe there is a coloring book that can help them figure it out.

His audience is mystified by a light switch.

This world has gone down hill since Lemmy died.

These chuckle fucks are the reason we can’t have nice things in this country anymore.