They already had Happy co-opt the Vincent Vega look in the first scene of IM3.

Yes, all those worn-out elements of the hero's journey.

I think blaming Finn Jones for Danny is a little like blaming Hayden Christiansen for Anakin Skywalker.

That's… good, I guess, but does this new showrunner have anything else on their resume? Season 1 of Sleepy Hollow was a lot of campy fun, but everything after that was pretty terrible.

I kind of love the idea of a goofy, self-aware Thor movie barging in and derailing a pulpy-but-straightfaced Planet Hulk movie already in progress.

As far as I understand it, they don't have to give Universal money, Universal would just make a lot of money once the film is out.

I would guess space.

Probably!

He is. They're just pretending that he'll stay dead from the events of the last one.

This is a win-win for you, dude. You get to ignore 90% of stuff. Think of what you could do with all that free time!

I stopped reading/commenting on the site's Twin Peaks coverage once I decided that I hated the new season.

What was the other one besides Madame Tussauds?

Bakuto suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

"Nice ears."

Nothing will ever be stupider than Varys going from Meereen to Dorne and back again in the space of two cuts.

I think Cersei's very smart. Her big problem is that all her schemes depend on other people doing exactly what she expects them to do, even though she's consistently shown herself to be horrendous at predicting such things.

I'm reading Dance right now and there is, for real, a line about farting in someone's general direction.
Also there's a part in Feast where Brienne is looking at a bunch of different house sigils and she sees a blue beetle and a green arrow.

I kinda hope that he makes good on that promise to his publisher and reveals that aliens created the zombies to weaken humanity and make them more susceptible to invasion.

Third billing is definitely weirdly high for how much he's in it. He should be somewhere in the middle, but not third.

Honestly, nine times out of ten I don't want to notice the directing.