Chuck to Howard: "I'm willing to let bygones be bygones."
Howard: "How stupid do you think I am?"

They dip their wheels in ink and drive around on really big pieces of drafting paper, then they repurpose machines from their assembly lines.

I mean… have you seen the parts of Up that aren't the first or last ten minutes?

Jewish cars, gypsy cars, and gay cars.

Some of the cars in Cars 2 definitely use computers. I think the mouse is replaced by, like, a little mini treadmill that they put one of their front wheels on or something.

Yes, I'm sure some cars have desk jobs. Just like some people have desk jobs.

Yeah, there probably was a car Hitler and he probably was a Beetle. No, nukes in the Cars world would not be sentient because they aren't vehicles. The cars in Cars 2 shot missiles at one another and they weren't sentient. If there was a Cars 9/11, then yeah, the planes were probably hijacked, which is horrifying, but…

A planet that is most notable for being a literal featureless wasteland.

"Hey Marvel, that's a nice cinematic universe you got there. It'd be a shame if something… happened to it."
"…What?"
"Look, just send Kevin over to help us with this the way he did with Homecoming, all right?"

They've kept up with the latest trends are are prepared to release a console capable of displaying full, 16-bit graphics.

I don't know who thought those were a good idea.

A conspiracy that still doesn't make much sense, because it prevented the changeover to a different, much more powerful energy source.

Especially pertinent corollary to #1:

I mean… does he have to be news? I'm thinking no, right? Certainly not national news.

I think, to the extent that it would work, you'd have to make changes to what the gang is doing, rather than who the gang is.

I'll allow it.

Ancestors to what? What third thing has both these things in its lineage?

Oh man, now I feel like I'm playing an actual word game.
…
Chest hairs?

Well obviously we need those.

"Zoinks, like hey Scoob! Did you find Old Man Jenkins?"
"Ruh huh!"
"Like, is he okay?"
"Ruh uh."
"Zoinks, like hey Scoob! Like, if that's Old Man Jenkins, then, like, where's his head?"
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"Ron't rook at me!"