They've got some fun ideas. I definitely don't hate them, but the first one took things in a strange direction. I honestly think I prefer the second, maybe even by a lot.

He doesn't get brutally murdered, just sent to the pound.

Yup. He goes "Da da da DA da da! Puuuuuuppy poooower!!" and pisses on Daphne's chest.

James Gunn is for sure a cool dude, and I love both the Guardians films, and Slither and Super are both great, though they're not really for me.

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"

Any word on the market price of Larry Mullen Sr.'s son?

This headline reads like the culmination of a headline-centric mental breakdown that the site has been having all morning.

This sounds like an amazing idea that would benefit greatly from being open for more than three days.

Amazon porn doesn't sound entirely disagreeable to me, actually.

That's totally fair. For my part, I've never actually made it onto a jury before, and I don't know that I would WANT to, but I've also never actively tried to get out of it.

Juries are made up of 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.

I don't know that it's substantially worse than the SWAT team who found Dennis Reynolds strapped to a treadmill with tape over his mouth, turned him into Swiss cheese, and declared it "suicide by cop."

Isn't that a little bit like Chief Dammik's way of thinking, though?

One little thing I loved about the Winnie/Gloria scene:

Now that's a movie I would have wanted to see!

This season has been all about the perils of accepting convenient narratives over true ones, right?

I've been thinking that from the beginning myself, though I kind of forgot about it in the six weeks since then.

Nope, 'Larry the Business Guy,' oddly enough.

Indeed. The average number of writers on a Pixar film is 5. (And the average number of directors is 1.8.)

We still sell Lotsos, in fact! They don't fly off the shelves, but guests are almost always excited to see them, even when they don't buy one.