To be fair, I don't know that accepting the confession of a man who has evidence tying himself to all four crime scenes (in addition to a criminal record and a plausible motive) over the confession of someone who is only admitting to one of the murders, and has a solid alibi besides, constituted stupidity in this case.

I mean, it's Boorks backwards, but count me among those who didn't realize it was a joke at all.

Not as much as you might think! There are actually several dozen Disney Stores in the UK.

Want a Finn die cast figure? We've got three varieties (with lightsaber, without lightsaber, First Order armor) that are all down to six bucks apiece.

Not as tragic as Goofy having a son but no wife.

I was going to be snarky (not at you, just at the whole state of things), but now I'm coming to an actual realization.

The Alex Jones one.

Elite = anyone who doesn't rely on their lizard brain to make the majority of their decisions.

"Hey, not us! We meant the other guys!"

He was not there to protest. He was there to kill people, and the protest gave him a venue to do that.

I feel like you're making unnecessary assumptions there, though. Who says the cars were designed with humans in mind? (Besides the fact that, yes, real world cars were designed with humans in mind.)

"You know whose fault this is? The left! Them and their finger pointing!"

And I get that that's an issue as well. I really, sincerely, am not trying to argue that this is a made-up problem. I'm simply suggesting that your issue is more with, like, Hasbro than it is with Disney.

There it is!

Oh, for sure. I remember the fiasco about LEGO putting out a set based on a scene that she featured prominently in and replacing her figure with someone else.

Disney Stores sell two types of Black Widow figure and (currently) a Gamora figure.

I feel like a broken record, but I've worked at a Disney Store for almost a year now, and I don't know that I've ever sold a single Black Widow item (and that's not because we don't have any - there are plenty). Maybe a mug, once.

I would have liked if Clive had asked Liv to go first and gave her a 'no offense' look in response to her inevitable reaction.

I mean, based on that header image, just make her Asajj Ventress right the fuck now.

Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but hear me out: If you ignore every Transformers movie but the first, and pretend that one was, like, 50% better than it was, this is kind of a cool idea.