"I see no reason to invest further in her character."

Psst! Iggy! Don't look now, but I think you accidentally submitted the third draft of an undergrad film paper to your editor instead of a review!

Just like everyone who was sure that Ward didn't really kill Victoria Hand all the way back in Season 1.

"That's actually pronounced ah-nalgesic, not ay-nalgesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth."

At least she's not charging $40 to watch it a la Horace and Pete.

If the host is Paris Hilton, or even Robert De Niro, then no, they probably don't write sketches.

He only likes The Good Dinosaur, for some reason.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!

SHIELD is better than anything on Netflix because there are episodes of SHIELD I'd be interested in watching more than once.

He might've, if he hadn't had to deliver it in a fake language that was literally being made up on set.

Gray icing is hard to make, since there's not a lot of black food coloring, but most special effects mouth dyes are non-toxic.

Did nobody tell you that the Ragnarok trailer contained 100% of Cate Blanchett's screentime?

He's not exactly a huge fan of Star Wars either.

You were so close!

Univision bought them out for… nine hundred dollarydoos!?!

W1TNES5 M3!!

I just kind of assume that Fast 5 and Furious 7 have four and six prequels, respectively, that nobody bothered to make.

They're saving that for the 16th movie in the franchise.

More like THE FAST AND THE FURIOSA, amirite!?!?!

Wait a second…