Ordered special for the passenger who always spills stuff.

“We’ll fix it in post.”

BACK OFF, RECURSION.

Depreciation really kicked in hard this year.

Can’t help but feel like the original is much better looking however. While I agree they did a good job, it also looks a bit like a 2000 Celica. Wish they would stick with the beautiful rounded headlights all around (my 3minute photoshop job):

Same here with our Odyssey, basically. Got a 6-year note for 2/3 of the car’s cost, 2.99%, and paying it down on a 4-year schedule. But if things get tight, I can go back to a lower payment at will. Meanwhile the Dow is up around 8% in just 2 months...so I guess I’m actually an idiot for paying it down :D

Yeah, I put $15k down on a $30k Acura but still financed for 4 years. Why? Because my interest rate is 2%... I should never have trouble getting out from under it should the need arise, but at 2% I’d be better served investing that money than paying it upfront for a car.

My parents are dead.

“near Texas” is kind of a funny way to describe a location.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

If by automatically, you mean the thermos of coffee flying around the cab bouncing off the hazard switch randomly, then yes, automatically.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

There are legitimate reasons to have a tool that can change The mileage. Replacing the computer that stores the data being the primary reason. Now what happened here was clearly fraud the mere existence of the tool does not prove fraud.

Haven’t you heard that you’re supposed to shake it a few times?

Spoiler alert! Mercedes copied Ferrari.

Maybe the copied Mercedes, or maybe they were just winging it.

I have one of those square plastic shapes on my dashboard where my sunroof switch isn’t. Glad to know it’s where I tow the car so I don’t end up looking like this schmuck.

At least we *had* spare tires!

Well...