More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

“Running” sounds like it might be a bit of a stretch.

I see a lot of Infinity Q50 in the design. Not a terrible thing, but it does remind me of that car.

Apologies if I just totally skipped all the silly words written here and just looked at the pretty pictures.

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If it was named Brad, they should have burned what was left with the owner trapped inside.  I fucking hate that commercial the most of that series.

“UPS doesn’t want people blowing red lights and speeding through school zones in big brown vans that say UPS on the side.”

Per se. Not per say.

Call me the dissenter. $5000 in green to seller. $4000 in green to Porsche specialist who finds all the safety items which have been forgotten and are necessary to be repaired for drivability.

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*amok

Kathy Griffin called Ivanka Trump feckless in a viral tweet recently, so now everybody has latched on to ‘feckless’ as the flavor of the moment. Same shit happened with ‘dotard’.

“fecklessly”

I almost put diesel in my Civic halfway on a 10 hour road trip because while every other gas station has black handle for gasoline and green handle for diesel, BP has a green handle for gasoline and a black one for diesel. Because their corporate color is green and fuck you, that’s why. Fortunately for me it was the…

No but posting twice makes you an idiot.

You liked it at first, didn’t like it for a while, and now you like it again. An especially clever person might say that you did a.... 360. Not me though, because I’m not especially clever.

“How about you Dere-leeckt my balls.”

Eh, no.

Have been to Japan, China, Canada, Mexico, and a few other locales and NO WHERE I have ever been accepts pictures of your passport as valid ID.

And yeah, if your passport gets stolen/lost then you have some hoops to jump through just like if any other ID gets stolen.... It’s called life.

...and then she cut off her breasts, became a Nazi, and started torturing people. Yeah, I don’t think so. Fool me once, etc.

I do love a good paper paper