Crack Pipe 1. Clearly  they read jalopnik.

5 MPH?

I’m sure gamer Shat his pants.

Well you could argue that those TDIs are currently not legal anyway:)

Would be funny if the car doesn’t start tomorrow.

Vocal point? Do you hear hand signals? Better lay off the acid.

So you got to use the line “Thanks Obama” and have an actual point for doing so. Classy.

Is that a Land ROVER..?

Because only plebs have their merges signaled with ungloved hands.

Welcome to Jalopnik! I’m guessing you’re new here?

Unfortunately Vox as well as many other media sources report on what they feel like is true as opposed to what is actually true. If they feel like America was way behind in producing automobiles with better efficiency by means aerodynamics than Europe then that’s what they report. Even if the facts are right in front…

This is why I don’t have a father.

Serious question: Who gives a fuck about Wards list?

That car is like your sister’s Facebook friend who you thought was hot until.you realized she has only one good angle.

Not true. Zip tied under my friend’s Hyundai without him knowing about it since August is also an acceptable location.

it’s neither either. Volkswagen.

Wrong:

Boom!