Portuguese. Get it together!

Yeah. I have to brush up on my Portuguse, also. Someone help me out here. Teste Exclusivo means “one testicle,” right?

I’ll allow it.

It’s funny you mention spark plugs as something that auto parts stores get right. For the almost ten years that I owned my 16v GTI, auto parts stores tried to sell me Bosch Platinum+4 plugs which were not available for the 16v. I would go in with the correct part number and every time I was forced to do the “year,…

I’ll allow it.

Come on, Mercedes. G-Class squadred? Looks like I’ll be spending my imaginary $250,000 elsewhere.

You’re doing God’s work.

Nice work.

It’s

Those Genesis owners are a bunch of whiners. Gallardo owners think that something is wrong if they’re not burning a quart of oil every thousand miles.

Thanks, David. We’ll take it from here.

I hear you on the family member cards. I never understood the point of the ones with the little shields on them. They’re comically small and don’t convey any additional privileges. My flimsy old card worked just fine. It all boils down to the person who issued the card and your connection to him or her.

Precisely!

Giulia?

I had the Autotech “Power Module” in my ‘89 16v. I never really felt a difference, but it sure looked good in my rec.autos.makers.vw.watercooled signature. I sold it to offset the cost of a G60 Corrado donor car, from which I swapped the Digifant I. I’m kind of missing that car right about now.

We agree with what we think you are saying. To be sure, your case has been turned over to the Punctuation Investigation Bureau. Have a nice day.

“More than you can afford, pal. [Bugatti].”

This video has better audio quality, though.

Respect!