I just urinate standing up without turning the light on. I've got the muscle memory down really well.

What if the male:female ratio is higher than 1:1? Say you have 2 men and 1 woman in a household. The men will likely defecate once per day, and urinate 3 times per day. If the woman uses the bathroom 3 times, then the seat should be up 6 times, but down only 5 times. It would be more efficient to leave the seat up in…

Technically that semicolon in your first sentence should have been a colon, so maybe don’t call anyone out on their writing. The rest was quite entertaining though.