That site is one of my guiltiest pleasures.

Or goose husband.

Ye olde sweater poppets.

Tom as gone on record saying he thinks/expects Bryan Cranston will win. But sure. Source From Hollywood Life is more reliable.

This was definitely a minority opinion her, because the narrative here has made this “relationship” a running joke, which is exactly what it was.

I want him to lose because Courtney B. Vance should win.

Eh, fuck the hotel industry. Most of those regulations you mention are put in place to protect them from competition, not protect the community. They don’t give a shit about you, your community, or any other grand ideas...they only care about profit (as is their right as businesses). They aren’t your friends.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

Calm down there, Satan.

I do visual effects with Industrial Light and Magic, which created the bear for Revenant. There is a reason it was nominated for best vfx for this scene! I hope that the people judging the vfx will at least take the time to watch the movie before deciding how terrible or not the CGI is. I also wish the director would…

A BEAR, A BEAR! ALL BLACK AND BROWN AND COVERED IN HAIR

“We love making chocolate, and we have the audacity to think that we are pretty good at it too.”

My husband had a longtime girlfriend before we met, who was super duper stupidly rich. I was always a bit jealous when he would talk about her, until one day I found a photo of her carrying the most hideous Chanel bag I have ever seen in my entire life. Once I realized how tacky she was I kinda just felt bad for her.

If you could lose weight by farting, every single one of my uncles would look like the Machinist.

At least by using the word “afraid” she is at some level acknowledging that it’s irrational.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

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I think the stamp was indicating the loss of innocence for the community of Alexandria. It was given by a child at a welcome party for our group. The Alexandrians were spared, by being behind the walls, the worst of the zombie apocalypse. They were even saved from herds by the zombie collecting quarry. It looked like…