He just went on CNN and discussed how the Birther madness hindered him. I’m not sure what white more white progressives want from other than to be shot in the name of their cause.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

‘homonormativity’ lmao

Yeah, it was all the reporter could to not to pull a head-desk or body-floor. I felt sorry for her, there’s no way I could have kept going if I were her. I’d have walked out on my own news story.

They’re terrified now too.

Would have been nice if CNN et al. would have been this incredulous and condescending to Trump himself, who is exactly as loony as these folks but now has actual power to act in reaction to conspiracy theories.

Is this in a Michaels?!?!?! Lolololol.

If we’ve learned anything from Rumsfeld and Cheney, it’s that delusional psychopaths live forever. I assume it’s because they’re so unable to feel guilt or remorse.

What heart?

That wont be hard he owns a hotel right on Penn Ave.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

No puppet.

And he’s deleted his tweet.

How about change the hook so it doesn’t reach you from across the god damn universe.

“Performing Daddy Lessons” with the Dixie Chicks, who have covered the song before.”

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

“Game 7 is every kid’s dream.” Yeah, and every 34-year-old’s dream is that his team wins in 4.

Also Jeffrey+Ina are my marriage goals.

You have to hand it to Square Enix for not hiding the game at all before release. I think it really bodes well for the reception from the masses. I don’t know if transparent is quite the word but it certainly is close.