How is “you belong with me” not one of Swift’s early hits? It came out in 2008, which was pretty early in her career (Second album); she hasn’t had a career the length of Louis Armstrong or Bob Dylan at this point, but that’s still early.

Goodell: Two games!

by far the best advice here: say names clearly and repeat them often

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

I had the rule of twos for a first date: Two people, two hours, two in the afternoon, two bucks. Avoiding a group date situation gives you the opportunity to get to know the other person better. As you note, a short date takes the pressure off both people. An early afternoon date on the weekend also takes the pressure…

How far can he punt (his life away in jail)?

Thank god. This whole shade thing has been tired and unfunny pretty much right from the beginning.

I will miss seeing the misapplication of shade every week.

Ben at the end of #6 blew my f*cking mind!

The Ben Grimm moments in Siege #4 were so damn good.

Now if only all black men abused by cops could afford million dollar representation. Or any legitimate representation at all.

You did catch that the opening Chanel-o-ween video is a straight up spoof of the Taylor Swift viral Christmas video right?

i don’t get the hate this show gets. it’s a silly show that’s not meant to be taken seriously.

Just wanted to applaud Deadspin on wrapping up a successful series of articles about the playoff teams. I look forward to the playoff action ahead.

Are these getting longer?

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Do you really think the human drivers would get better jobs closer to home? Or would they just settle for worse jobs out of desperation?

The lack of loading is making me unhappy. Their quiz already figured me out.

Wouldn’t he need to keep a database of the children created by his sperm so they don’t grow up and accidentally marry or something?

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.