Take them to school, dipshit.

Sanders wasn’t really seen as all that serious a candidate until Black Lives Matter blew him up, causing white progressives all over the country to take notice, take umbrage, and inevitably take his side.

Just make sure you don’t let the random rule spread...

No Uniqlo at all? The fuq?

And here’s a flip side: I was on many, many terrible teams when I was a kid, and received many many terrible participation trophies (and one car-shaped pencil sharpener!). Everyone - good athletes, bad athletes, good teams, bad teams - knew these things were a joke. They were shiny and kinda cool but kinda…

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.

The Sarbanes Oxley reference really threw me off. Now I’m not sure what we’re dealing with.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

The preoccupation with power is interesting, depressing, and telling.

I bet not even half of these guys even live under bridges.

A lot of what gets described as “flaking out” is better described as people not having the guts to decline invitations to things they don’t really want to do. Co-worker invites you to go play disc golf on Saturday, and you don’t really want to? “No thanks, but I appreciate the invite.” And not “Hey, yeah, sure sounds…

Undress that dog before you feed it. It’ll choke during the first round, for sure.

These NFL concussion stories just get sadder and sadder.

I bailed on Earth 2 early, tried it again with the Earth 2 Society preview and wasn’t feeling it.The New Gods Green Lantern story was promising but stretched too thin. I bailed on the Green Lantern books with Divergence. The best New 52 New Gods for me had been the Orion stuff in Azzarello’s Wonder Woman

my buddy Alec Morgan drew Midnighter #2, so yous should buy that :)

if i could drink diet coke instead of water i totally would.

You know, I think someone has to be first. I’m not saying Caitlyn Jenner is the first transgendered athlete or famous person or anything. But she’s been just about the most visible. She herself has acknowledged her privilege, and she is using it for good. I think she is doing a lot of positive stuff in terms of…

The irony of this post is amazing.

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