Kiss him you fool.

"Vaginas don't need lube."

Am I crazy or is that thing in the middle of the floor moving? What is it?

I have a feeling that this will be the gif of the summer, much like its predecessor.

That team leap might be the most comic booky thing that has ever happened in a Marvel film. It's like a live-active two page spread.

The fact that this has any stars at all is so deeply and profoundly concerning to me.

I'm almost completely fluent in Inhuman lore, and my hope is that Rayna is Naja from the new Inhuman series. Inhuman is now beginning to be creative with its characters, and I think introducing Naja would be great in that regards given the movies could have a wider X-Men esque kind of cast.

Did... did he just use "scumbag" as slang for "condom"? Is that a generally-accepted definition of the term?

I continue to be of the opinion that DC actually needs to have a bit of a more severe tone to work as a live action type of situation. I just don't think contemporary audiences would accept 95 percent of the JL characters if there wasn't that literal mythological feel to the film. And though everybody is pointing to…

Can we all just appreciate, for a moment, the genius that is Jason Schreier's opening sentences to Destiny articles??

"OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN."

My first thought when I heard Bryan Singer caster a character in a movie was "I wonder if he is a Twink." And yup he is...

Dave's Outline:

I struggle with how to reconcile your statement that Hertz' piece "is based around taking four sentences of my article entirely out context to accuse me of saying that the South Side is now—as we speak—in a state of gentrification, which I did not argue" with (1) the article's headline ("Gentrification is the Real…

I've experienced the same issues with it too lately. I've been thinking of going back to FF, but for some reason some of my bookmarks don't open. It's like they're corrupted or something, but they open fine in Chrome. Really annoying. Anyone have any idea's what might be happening in FF?

"Oh no, there goes Agent May and 3 Koenigs!"

Was that the album with Allison Kraus? Sorry, but that album beat the hell out of anything Tom York every whined out onto tape.

DC needs to include themselves in something like this and/or Marvel Unlimited. I really like reading through Marvel Unlimited and reading old stories I missed, but I would love to be able to read DCs backlog the same way since, despite it all, DC characters are still my favorites.

Number of women on the Illuminati: 0.

Indeed. It's really annoying that it took until last week for anyone to be like "Hey, Steve, if you have any ideas about how to save reality, we're all fucking ears."