He sampled the song Children for his ode to sex with an underage girl?!

OR you could have highlighted the awesomeness on its own, without having to backhand compliment it in the headline?

I’ve been looking at supplementing some of my console stuff with a PC hooked up to my living room TV. Building one looks awfully daunting. Would this be a good starter unit where I could swap out some components and get current console gen-quality output?

It’s definitely the “here are some ideas, oh we need a plot, nevermind nothing matters here are more ideas I had” situation that all Murphy creations share.

I once got salmonella and have never been so sick in my life. It was disgusting and I lost over 10 pounds in a week. I had it over Summer Break in college, and hit a 104 fever. All I remember is hallucinating seeing the Devil and my parents still didn’t take me to the hospital.

This is Good Cute Marketing™

I want to read this book.

I’m on Cricket and brought my own device. I couldn’t be happier with the coverage. Plus, you get $5 off your bill if you set up autopay!

[Looks at Republican primary polling.]

WERQ that pose

This definitely needs better integration into iTunes, and a UX overhaul. I hope they find the way to streamline and simplify this product. It seems rushed and incomplete right now. Why is the Apple Music section just called “New”? Why is it hard to explore the many curated playlists?

I love the way they’ve worked the traditional tooth necklace into the design here.

“Do you know where I can buy some drugs?”

I mean, some complaints are gripes, some are legitimate issue with the function and operation of the app itself.

I saved one of the Apple-curated playlists to My Library, but when I did that, it linked the song to a local file I have that’s just the vocal stem from that song, instead of the full version. Surprise! I can’t unlink them!

It really is a mess. Apple Music is a buggy disaster and a UX clusterfuck of massive proportions.

Just a warning on the MX Master: The software that allows you to customize button actions is nerfed compared to the regular MX. For instance, you can’t assign a modifier to a button and hold it like you could on the MX. I used the original for basic MMO gameplay and doc editing (cut and pasting mostly), but the Master…

Just a warning on the MX Master: The software that allows you to customize button actions is nerfed compared to the…

Yes, says me, because it’s the way I viewed and interpreted the scene. I didn’t say anything about anyone else’s perspective.

I wasn’t deliberately looking to be offended, but it was a clumsy scene and definitely could have been framed/written better.

Would this be a good emulator gaming spare phone? Could it keep up with PS1 games?