... or you can do like most college kids: pirate Adobe Photoshop and spend the $200 on cheap booze and Adderall... erm, I mean textbooks and ramen, of course!

this is part of evil week. it is not supposed to be legit.

WEll instead of paying $49,500.29 for adobe photoshop I can lie and get it for $199? yeah.. I'll lie. you professors and your high paying 6 figure jobs can afford to pay full price for software, the rest of us cant live the life of Caviar you professors do.

Matlab price as a student ~$100, matlab price as a normal person, ~$1000....