WTF is wrong with you that you don't know whose side to be on? Seriously? AN ADULT CUT A KID'S BRAKE LINES!!!

Not all food.

I think I sprained an occular muscle. My eyes rolled all the way back up into my head.

Can Jez at least blur it out for them, here?

I support this, but this person just published their address on the internet, and I worry for them.

I think the cat is bored of being told how great she is because every cat everywhere is thinking "I am great" pretty much all the time, so none of this is news to her.

Think of it as a FiveFinger discount.

As a FiveFingers longtime user and fan, I can honestly say that this is the results of complete idiots using the footwear. If one takes precautions and eases into 'barefoot' running as recommended this wouldn't be an issue. I 100% agree with McDougall's assessment, and bikram granola dreadlocks paleo wheatgrass…

Men: Now us men can feel insecure too! Score one for the patriarchy!

Women: Yeah, bitches! Welcome to the party.

Men: Uhh, we were being sarcastic ...

Women: Look, motherfuckers. We've been dealing with this shit, like, forever. We're too tired to be sarcastic. We have no pity left. Now push-ups and crunches and toes…

This has to be one of the saddest things I've read in a long time.

Don't forget tho, if she doesn't work out and decides to just sit on her tushy for 9 months she gets all the concern trolls worried about how much weight she's putting on!

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.

FUCK THIS WOMAN.

I'm incredibly happy that I am a mother (particularly because my kid is over 25).

And I would (and have) vaccinated my child to help the herd immunity for children like your child who cannot handle being vaccinated. That's the whole point of herd immunity. To protect those who are unable to be vaccinated due to reactions, age, or having an immunodeficiency.

Um, I live in Ireland, a nation of primarily pasty white people, and almost every woman I know here has hair extensions, false hair glued directly to their hair. Wanting weaves, or chemical styles such as perms or relaxing doesn't mean that you don't love yourself, or are unhappy, it means you want different hair.

Punish behavior you disapprove of with physical, social, or emotional withdrawal.