First Kaepernick and now McDonough... doesn’t anybody respect the flag anymore??

I absolutely love that, in 2016, he’s attempting to lead the pushback against “bad country music.”

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

Be! Pedantic! B-E Pedantic!

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

That was a good analysis of pain and growth. As a parent, it’s difficult to walk that fine line you described — obviously, if your child is going to put his hand on a red-hot cooking element, you pull their hand away, but if they’re tottering on the edge of their bed reaching for something and a fall onto the ground…

I still maintain the best tombstone would have been BILLY MAYS HERE

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

I normally like Chris Fowler, but he was oddly OK with Boulware choking Jackson, to the extent that he seemed to be castigating Jackson for getting upset about it.

Which 49ers DB was it?

Wow, the Rams really are taking this whole “support the troops” thing to the next level.

On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

“He made a move,” then you have a completion. He starts to make a move, but then it’s out

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):

Buttholetron

Gapetimus Prime

Plus rookies didn’t get to vote for the CBA that artificially depresses their wages (and forces them to work for a specific team). It is a wonderful thing for someone who can presumably afford to take a stand against his highly-limited bargaining power to do so.

Definitely MechaGoatse.