one day you will be woke enough to know, my soldier. Today is not your day. Be blessed.

So you’re saying that after reviewing all of the evidence, a Brazilian inspector looked over at Lochte, and was like,

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Yes.

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

“The Falcons’ most notable accomplishment was ruining the utterly beautiful 1998 Vikings season with one of the most horseshit finishes in NFC Championship history.”

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

Go Gata

What about the facts? Everyone is just assuming he ruled that way because he’s biased but what about the fact that Callaway is Florida’s number one WR option?

Very good point. It would also take Mark Davis outmaneuvering Jerry, which is laughably doubtful. Even if Mark has had his medicine and Jerry is halfway around the world knee deep in cocaine and sex workers there is no way trust-fund Lloyd Christmas pulls that off.

That’s a birthmark.

I too couldn’t read beyond the third letter. My brain was shot and turned to glue at that point.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

I highly encourage everyone to watch the gif on a loop while listening to this song. Gold!

You suck

I think it’s funny how every homeschooler on the internet is such a resounding success.

I love my kids dearly, but spending all day, every day with them until they are of high school graduation age would drive me insane.

Geez. If I’m gonna spend 12 minutes with a dog licking ass I’m gonna need a lotta peanut butter.

If I was stuck talking to you at a party, I would pull of all my fingernails and then shove them down your throat so that you drowned from my blood, simply to combat the tedious inanity.

Not the first time a German has decided to lay his hands on the nether lands. Or as we call them now, the Löw countries.