So when is this e-”sports” stuff going back to Gizmodo or wherever?

You’ll never guess which currency Ottawa fans are paid in...

At least he didn’t call him a jive turkey

You seem like a nice twat.

Man, those fingers.... This is the first time I’ve taken a close look. *shudders*

If they call up Sestito, you know the refs are going to be tossing someone out of the game pretty much instantly - probably him, considering the fiasco he had earlier in the season. I don’t think it would be a smart move by the Pens.

How do you think most players carry their sticks? Not one-handed, and not on the ice. Niskanen had a fraction of a second to react to a big body flying toward him, and it had an unfortunate result. You’re injecting forethought into a situation where it’s impossible to have any.

Give Dan Steinberg a break. He’s a good sportswriter, he just hasn’t embraced the nihilism of Caps fandom.

Great flow. Top notch salad.

Earl Campbell was better

Do really want to be annoyed? Let me help: he insists that his last name is pronounced like “kates,” not “cats.”

Don’t believe the hype. The base pay may be low (although for someone with potentially no particular skills or training, it’s not too bad), but enlisted soldiers get their uniforms, housing, meals, and healthcare provided for them.

Port-a-potties are already hell on earth in the Iraqi sun. I used to prop the door open while shitting to avoid baking to death.

The system is broken

It’s a goddamn travesty.

Club Dread. Terrible movie, but he’s great in it, as usual. Plays a Jimmy-Buffett-knockoff named Coconut Pete, who gets very angry as resort guests confuse his hit song“Pinacoladaburg” with “Margaritaville.”

Apparently civilians are catching on to what soldiers have known for decades: the woobie (poncho liner/camping blanket/whatever term you prefer) is your best friend.

Apparently civilians are catching on to what soldiers have known for decades: the woobie (poncho liner/camping…

I figured Sandusky for a “Do You Wanna Touch Me?” fan.

I think her name is Nikki Plotnik - Frank took her nametag during the High School Reunion episodes

Wait..... bush diving?