Ushers don’t like to make change, and we all assume white people don’t have cash. They’re always in front of us in line at the grocery store writing a check or trying to cash in a mutual fund or some shit.

Since the injury is football-related, I suspect they’ll still take care of him. Then again, maybe Mora is that big of a dick.

Depends on where you live, but Mountain Time usually gets the damn Pacific feed, so it’s like the opposite of being on Central Time - everything that’s pre-recorded comes on an hour later. Not bad for college football Saturdays, though. Games start at 10am, so you can sleep in a little (if you don’t have kids,…

Somehow I didn’t know this yet. Thanks for the summary.

Since I can’t take away a star from you, I’ll just give one to him. Be nice to people.

It’s not ideal, but how else would you handle that situation? There are a few options, but I’m not sure what would work better. You can’t just give the offense a touchdown - every ballcarrier getting stopped at the 1 would “accidentally” cough it up. You could award a safety, but that seems harsh, and rewards the…

That’s Fred Durst and Goo Goo Dolls guy doing “Wish You Were Here” at a 9/11 telethon. Nothing back then made sense.

I <3 you. In fact, I 2 you.

Someone’s probably already said this, but....

YOU’RE THE REAL RACIST!

....and the nurse had both hands on his shoulders.

FOOTBALL IS FOR FOOTBALL FOOD!

Damn, Prince Adam got fat after he retired from being He-Man.

C’mon, kid. If you want to hit a zebra you’ll need to get into dental school first.

Let’s both agree that joy should not be killed, a dugout is not the same as a club house, and those seats look like they were removed from some sort of very expensive vehicle.

Probably the Twins dugout, since I wouldn’t have to watch soccer. But you keep on killin’ the joy.

Right, but baseball players can basically go right back to the clubhouse anytime they want.

Sitting in an airline seat? No thanks. This is the clubhouse of the Minnesota Twins, far from the richest team in MLB. I don’t even particularly like baseball, but they got it good.

This is what drives a lot of people crazy: the arbitrary nature of stoppage time, and giving the referee discretion as to when the game ends. It’s especially galling to fans of most North American sports because it seems so easily solved. A stopwatch is not a new piece of technology.

It’s baseball for sure. Football locker rooms are pretty spartan, even in the NFL - although D-I schools are trying to make up for it with “players’ lounges” and other shit like that.