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Bad, very bad, kinja.

“What duress IDK mean?”

All this deep dive into the “process” misses that Hinkle was actually sent by people who hate Philly fans (or, just about anyone) to purposely fuck up the 76ers. They also sent Ruben Amaro to the Phillies, Ron Hextall to the Flyers, and Chip Kelly to the Iggles so it’s a pretty big goddamn conspiracy.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Obama’s America

He won't want to shave his beard for that pretentious old folks home known as the NY Yankees.

Hoooo Boy, Goose Gossage’s take is going to be monumental.

I can’t, but I know who can....

Pictured: the unwashed hordes of Deadspin

Kendall Jenner is totally smooching Lakers guard Jordan Clarkson

And good dogs.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.