The story about the bathtub full of beers is some next level shit. If all he fuckin’ did was get fucking drunk on the company dime and avoid answering any real fucking questions from the goddamn fucking reporters I’d be impressed. Dropping some fucking truth on them as he walked out puts him over the fucking top.

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Since I know a lot of readers enjoy the behind-the-scenes moments, here’s how this interview went down:

That’s awesome that you got to meet Roger Federer

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Giri:

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

There are worse problems in the world, obvs, but it must be a terrible feeling to be THAT GOOD, and to work THAT HARD, and to do it THAT PUBLICLY, and to still essentially fail miserably (not his individual performance, but the fact that they’re down 3-0).

I know this has been said a lot, but it’s deserved. Giri, your tennis coverage is both excellent and enjoyable. Thanks!

Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

That was magnificent. Thank you.

Brian Urlantler

And yet, he just stood there and let it happen.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

I thought it was a perfect encapsulation of their careers, actually. Kobe jacking up 50 shots for a lottery team while LA treated him as though he won the NBA Finals was vintage Kobe.

still probably the most appropriate way for Kobe to go out

Plus, his cool podium can move, too:

The real bitch was finding a circular coffin in which to bury him.