Absolutely. Don't go quietly; scream and yell and attract attention. And make your attacker do some screaming if you can. And if I'm in the area I'll try to help you with that.

I'm a man, I have a 15-year-old daughter, and as a man with a 15-year-old daughter, I say that if a man is attacking you, kick him in the balls. As hard as you can. As often as necessary. Maybe a little extra if you're feeling particularly punitive.

Shower every day. Use soap at least once a week.

If we're talking about manufactured images, I think I prefer Kevin Durant's to Billy Haisley's.

I dunno, it might work - even if you let them score 95% of the time, your cherry-picker should score 100% of the time (not factoring in 2-pt vs 3-pt baskets, etc.).

I thought Boogie Cousins had a better one at the FIBA championships. A European report asked him if he even knew where Serbia was and he said, "Do you know where Alabama is?"

I thought a low blow that the opponent couldn't recover from was a dequalification. So you can punch guys in the dick all you want, and if they can't get up, you win?

I just read that Murray donated his whole 1.6 million pound earnings to cancer research and treatment, after a mate of his had Hodgkin's lymphoma. That's almost 2.5 million bucks.

I'd have to say that my reaction is the same as the guy there in the floral shirt: cover your eyes!

Now that's some high quality trolling, right there.

...and this ashtray! And this paddle game!

This move makes sense, bringing in a AAA manager to handle AAA talent.

Somewhere, Mark Whitten laughs.