I'm sorry, but I couldn't help chuckling. Your story is like a subplot from the office.

Lindy, you forgot to include Rihanna's brilliant response:

You missed this gem of the story:

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

The thing is, Betty Page never looked bored in her S&M pictures, she made it look fun. I have been seeing faux-lesbian Bette Page inspired pretend bondage fashion shots for 30 odd years. That's about as long as Madonna has been boring me. If I get any more shocked, I will fall into a coma.

Come on, guys.

WHERE SHOULD I SEND MY POWER POINT PRESENTATION ABOUT ADDING PAUL RUDD? PAUL RUDD. YOU GUYS FORGOT PAUL RUDD. PAUL RUDD!

This is the finest most comprehensive list I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Bless this.

Because he's looking you in the eye, not at your chest. Takes a little getting used to.

According to my old boss, who also had them, and the internet, it is stress related excema. Mine didn't pop up until I got pregnant, and didn't get bad until after I gave birth. I would scratch so much my hands would be covered in tiny liquid filled bumps, and when they would heal my skin would peel. Since I was…

in my opinion there aren't enough corgis in the comment section.

These corgs may be cute, but are they as cute as my corgi wearing a flower crown? I don't think so. Corgi's 4 lyfe. (they are cute though)

Considering the limited opportunities for dancers to work in the first place, it's insulting that they wouldn't use one of the MANY who are looking for work for an ad that is obviously trying to show some technique. And for God's sake, get those pointe shoes off her feet! She's going to hurt herself.

Honestly I don't get this. This mannequin is actually MORE like a human woman at that size. And visible ribs are not some magical marker of unhealthiness. I used to be about the size of that mannequin (and perfectly healthy with a large appetite, for the record) and that's what my body looked like. If anything,…

"Truth in advertising," you say? Is it not much more truthful for a mannequin that thin to have visible ribs? Is it not more offensive to leave that detail off the mannequin, and to Photoshop the protruding bones off of ultra-thin models to paint a dishonest picture of how the human body actually works? People see…

Summary of most comments (that I can see, thanks nuKinja)

My current girlfriend is fat. When we were first talking, getting to know each other, I had an internal debate over whether or not I had a problem being seen with a fat girl. I'm ashamed to have even thought about it. I didn't feel good about it, I don't feel good that I considered that at all. I knew that if we were…

YES. I love how he's constantly looking around during this scene, like "does anyone see me?" It's really subtle, but you totally get the vibe that he's more worried about how he looks than how he feels.

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

I bet if you and your partner started going into your room a couple times a week, at the same time every week, and making really loud embarrassing simulated sex noises, your kids would learn to clear out during those times. You could even signal to your kids when you're going to be getting it on about 30 minutes…