As a photographer, I am often offended when I see "untouched" photos. Good lighting and an attention to details is no longer important because it can all be "fixed" in Photoshop. Yes, there has always been retouching and models have always been shot to look as thin as possible. But let's look at the genius of…

Has anyone seen/read the high school Health textbook that was written in Texas and is used in MOST schools across the country? It's horrifying! Condoms? Don't exist. Abortion? Not an option. Homosexuality? You mean unicorns? STDs? Oh, those come from sluttty girls.

He only did that because Merck, who created the Gardasil vaccine, was a MAJOR donor to his campaign. If the Pro-Choice folks dangled 4 million in front of his nose he would probably, very suddenly, become Pro-Choice.

Tom Cruise has been having non-disclosure parties for years. They are epic in the LA gay scene. I don't like Tom Cruise but I kind of like the idea of him getting it on with Beckham. I'd love to see them come out as a couple! But I won't hold my breath on that one.

Million woman march on Mississippi? Anyone with me? Let's flood them with people, emails, letters and phone calls.

In the late 30s Walker Evans hid a camera in his overcoat and documented the faces of NYC subway riders (men and women). What he created was an extraordinary document of post-depression Americans. However, he refused to show the work until the mid 60s in an effort to protect the subjects. He said that he didn't…

I used to be a bartender:

All I hear is the photographer saying "I'm sorry sir, can we do that one more time? The flag wasn't waving right." and all the kids crying because that staffer kicked them off of the swings. NO ONE pulls focus from the Romneys!

Hearts for all of you!! Thank you, thank you, I'm feeling much better now :)

I don't like the news today so far: Sad OctoMILF, bugs, woman-hate and victim-hate. Someone post some baby corgis or something quick. I have hours to go before I can drink :(

For several months I had to walk by a construction site every day on my way to work and, well, you can imagine how that went. One day I had enough. I stopped and stared at the construction worker closest to me. I eyed him up and down without saying a word or changing my expression. It didn't take long before all…

I refer to myself as Anti-Hanger

Spades? Again, Michele? Again?

I'm happy to see that Courtney still can't wear a pair of stockings without pulling runs in them. I see so many young girls purposely pulling runs in their stockings. Miss World made it cool, but she never meant to.

Oh! My Manic Pixie Dream Guys! All the best stories from my 20s that I cannot share with children. I met one on an Amtrak train trip. We got high in the bathroom and snuck into a sleeping car to fool around. We spent two days together in NYC having crazy sex on a futon. I can't remember his name but yes, he had…

or perhaps K for KKK

Haha! I just sent that to all my lady friends. Thanks!

Me thinks POTUS is getting negged.

And so we begin the underground railroad heading West. I am in LA, central, close to everything, so put me on map.

Don't Mess with Texas Women, especially if their last name is Richards.