One free ticket to a Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, or Carlos Mencia show.

Congratulations, you're the 1,000,000th person to make that joke! Your prize is a free GO AWAY

What?

I think we might officially be looking at this movie maybe probably happening.

Whale hunting at its finest.

foreplaystation?

Kinky.

True the windows 8 interface is crap, but it actually uses resources alot more efficiently than windows 7. I prefer and use 7 but i wish it stretched the use of system memory a bit better like 8 does. Ive heard theres an app though that returns 8 to the 7 interface and keeps the resource efficiency.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

I was hoping the Thanksgiving sales rumors were false. I move to a new apartment on Sunday, I can't be buying video games right now!

Indeed he'll probably be into S&M and start worshiping Satan when he grows up.

Do you have one?

I almost snorted out of laughter at the idea of taking Elder Scrolls lore seriously. They do such a poor job of telling the story...

3+0/1=3= Half Life 3 confirmed.

The system will also display each reviewer's playtime in parentheses next to their review.

Ya I mean there are some things where it's like sure, one values something more than another, etc... but I mean come, on paying for an achievement? Really? It's as bad as the idiots paying money for a weed logo on Steam.

This ^