"I'm done."

Looks like you are the king of the ad hominem. Just like most commentators on here.

Well the flaw with that whole argument is that you are claiming to have friends.

Glad you looked through my comments. Shows you really care haha

Lol dude. Why is it me trolling, when you responded to ME with this long winded bullshit about Kotaku commentators not being able to take jokes etc etc. So I respond with a light jab (like Fahey or whatever you referenced) - and you get immediately butthurt and start yelling "troll".

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Your ability to construct a readable sentence is very suspect. And you're not my friend. And I understand human psychology very well - which is why I keep responding because I know you are hurt and desperately want to redeem yourself somehow.

Whenever I see smiley faces I know the feelings you are having are the complete opposite.

That is something a douche would say soooo...

Edit: "FUCK HE'S ON ME"

Edit: "Single and forced into it."

No you just sound like a douche and I felt like pointing that out.

jamaicanmecrazy with your long response I didn't ask for.

You sound like an authority on the subject Mr. Kewl Gamer

I define all CoD gamers as idiotic. And what you just said is you trying to posture yourself as a "cool CoD gamer" when, in reality, not a single one exists. So your logic is FLAWED.

Edit: "I don't even date a woman."

Choose the flames! FLAMMMEEESSSS

He had a choice. He chose fear.

You actually play CoD? Your views are invalid and please don't ever respond to me again you filth.

You ruined the joke with your note. -100