Don’t be so hard on yourself.

typing isn’t speaking. oh. you were trying to be insulting. Who is the one expressing hatred here?  Have a wonderful holiday.

Welp, you can congratulate yourself on having an even worse take than the writer, so you at least have one thing going for you.

I almost threw my coffee at the TV during Mother! If I wanted a frustrating depression-induced nightmare, I would just call my own mother for an hour and then take two melatonin.

I was waiting for them to mention the Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis / Natalie Portman (again) bangfest from Black Swan, but all I got was a My 600-Lb Life and Moby Dick reference... Worst Jezebel article of 2022.

storybooks are pure nostalgia. we got one in out stockings every christmas, and my wife loves cordials so always an easy stocking stuffer for her every year. Ribbon candy is totally old neighbor lady memories. 

Haven’t people learned that candy canes are for decorating with, not eating? And Peeps are only good for making dioramas.

Yanks don’t appreciate anything that’s good in this world. How the everlasting kitteny fuck can you hate chocolate orange? You wash your well-used whore mouths out right this instant or we’re going to burn your shitty White House down again!

Bigger venues means Ticketmaster has entered the chat and reasonably-priced tickets have exited. Don’t blame the Tik-Tokkers, blame the corporate behemoth determined to strip-mine the music going experience. Pearl Jam had it right over 20 years ago.

I don’t have particulary strong feelings one way or another about anyone’s relationships, but that dude has a supremely punchabla face. I’ll give you that. 

As a Jalop tourist I am disappointed there are no pics of the Bug.

By no means am I touting Obama as a paragon of transparency while pointing out how Trump’s administration did just shy of 400 drone strikes more than Obama in two terms as of March 7th 2019, but you can do the math.

Sure. If you are still or have ever been a supporter of the killing of 1 -2 million Iraqi people you are the closest thing to a Nazi apologist the 21st century had seen until Russia decided to argue the point this year, and if there’s any real justice in the universe, you will earn the punishment you seek.

Imagine beleiving that the party who ignored obvious, direct factual evidence which only the dumbest Faux news fan could dismiss about Iraq having WMDs being anti-war.

What about the trillions the army has received yet they are apparently on food stamps?

The (by my count, 6th) American abandonment of the Kurds to Turkey (Nato expulsion when?) was awful. 300,000 ethnically cleansed from Afrin alone.

Trump literally hired a guy who has had a hard on for bombing Iran for 2 decades as his NSA. Then, predictably we were about 30 mins from bombing Iran.

Apparently we do. Iraqi Mps too. Never any Saudi ones of course, but hey, can’t win em all. And when the Iraqi parliament votes to expel us (“bring them home!”), we decide that the people who greeted us as liberators shouldn’t argue with the conditions we impose upon that liberation.

Obama raised troop levels in the ME. Who put us there in the first place? Sending money to Ukraine. Can you name another situation under a Republican president where we gave aid and support to a country that was invaded by a foreign power? I sure can.

Longtime weirdo leaves politics to go be a weirdo full time.