I absolutely respect women, and the right to choose their own healthcare

Old White Man Republican drops pants and manages to yet again cram his foot in his mouth up to his thigh.

They’re increasingly saying the quiet parts out loud.

He’s not sorry.  He just wants to be re-elected.

Came here to say something like this. 

To be fair, it’s Idaho, where losing your virginity to livestock is seen as a rite of passage

“...I will continue to operate under the standard that the government does not belong in the doctor’s office.”

Comparing human women to the cattle that we use and abuse for to exploit their biological reproductive functions for our own gain is probably the most honest thing a Republican has said about abortion in decades.

Oh, he’s already done it, and more than one thing, too. It just takes time to file the paperwork.

This is a speedrun to see how fast Twitter can die.  Elon Musk is the pettiest little bitch and I cannot wait for him to do something that lands him in court, which at the rate we are going to inevitable. 

Don’t be so hard on yourself.

typing isn’t speaking. oh. you were trying to be insulting. Who is the one expressing hatred here?  Have a wonderful holiday.

Welp, you can congratulate yourself on having an even worse take than the writer, so you at least have one thing going for you.

I almost threw my coffee at the TV during Mother! If I wanted a frustrating depression-induced nightmare, I would just call my own mother for an hour and then take two melatonin.

I was waiting for them to mention the Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis / Natalie Portman (again) bangfest from Black Swan, but all I got was a My 600-Lb Life and Moby Dick reference... Worst Jezebel article of 2022.

storybooks are pure nostalgia. we got one in out stockings every christmas, and my wife loves cordials so always an easy stocking stuffer for her every year. Ribbon candy is totally old neighbor lady memories. 

Haven’t people learned that candy canes are for decorating with, not eating? And Peeps are only good for making dioramas.

Yanks don’t appreciate anything that’s good in this world. How the everlasting kitteny fuck can you hate chocolate orange? You wash your well-used whore mouths out right this instant or we’re going to burn your shitty White House down again!

Bigger venues means Ticketmaster has entered the chat and reasonably-priced tickets have exited. Don’t blame the Tik-Tokkers, blame the corporate behemoth determined to strip-mine the music going experience. Pearl Jam had it right over 20 years ago.

As a Jalop tourist I am disappointed there are no pics of the Bug.