Counterpoint: remotely caring about any of this or these people makes your life objectively worse.

Nope, you’re thinking of Voldemort-impersonator and Florida-ruiner, Rick Scott. It’s hard to keep these regressive douchenozzles straight, I know.

Pence’s best play is to have Trump lose.

Not to keep posting on here, but one of the worst things he did was contribute to a MASSIVE HIV outbreak in Scott County, Indiana. It’s one of his scandals that people seem to forget but it’s horrifying. HORRIFYING. In 2013 the only Planned Parenthood there closed due to lack of funding, which left the county without…

Also, in 2000 (nearly a half a century after a landmark study established the link between cigarettes and lung cancer), he wrote: “Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.” He has repeatedly slashed smoking cessation programs and takes money…

Tebow’s no stranger to foreplay before not sealing the deal.

Well, you could say a lot of people still got f*cked.

Let’s just hope they washed their hands of the whole affair. With lots of Purell.

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

“You can only do that IN an NBA game, Draymond.” - NBA Disciplinary Committee.

That’s low-hanging fruit

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

True story. My 9 year old daughter has been feeling bummed ever since she came back from summer camp. She’s been in the house doing nothing driving my wife insane. Yesterday I said let’s go outaide and catch Pokémon. My daughter got excited we went out, finally saw the light of day, and she was smiling again. The…

Tom Brady does have a lot of free time to kill coming up in September.

If anyone can show Trump how to force his way into Washington, it’s gonna be Mike Tyson.

Can Mike Tyson even vote?