Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

I’d say this is a shit show, but the aquatic events haven’t started yet.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

No surprise here. In Asia most dogs end up being really good sliders.

Except they misspelled た

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

公園で犬がすべり台してました 笑

Couldn't have said it better myself.

To be fair, many (if not all) of us put a propane tank just inches from a huge flame. It’s called a BBQ grill.

At 1:26... Starting a butane torch right next to a tank of propane... Smarts.

My personal favorite was Mitch McConnell: “Hillary has changed her positions so many times it’s impossible to tell where conviction ends and ambition begins.”

Man, I can’t pick so you get both:

The RNC is fucking insane.

Related:

There’s a guy in the FB comments of an Atlantic article trying to fight the good fight and say “it’s not plagiarism, it’s nowhere near” but he seems to be confused about “your” and “you’re” in his comments so the rest of the commenters are excoriating him. It’s good internet.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

+1 for being on the right Trek.