This is my favorite.

+1 Goal line interception

It’s so romantic when a couple saves themselves for their second marriage.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

Ichiro and Bonds should switch jobs every two weeks all season. The first ever coach/player platoon. Who would object?

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

If somebody is walking up behind me so I can essentially fart on their face, sure. Otherwise the elevator is far superior.

I take the elevator if I have to fart because I am a bad person.

When is it acceptable to make a shit-ass comment about someone taking the elevator? Never. Because I did it once, and the person was coming off of knee surgery a few months prior and I had to go to “sensitivity” class because of it.

Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Sweet, my complete disdain for the guy has now been vindicated.

That seriously felt like a Seinfeld skit.

Jerry: And then Paul O’ Neill showed up and endorsed him for President.
George: Really Jerry. Paul O’ Neill, THE Paul O’ Neill, endorsed Donald Trump for President. I have to say, I like it. It’s funny in an outlandish way. Use it in your act. I don’t know how you come up with…

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

Holy shit Draymond got away with some horrendous illegal screens on the last two 3 pointers by Steph

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

Would Wilt Chamberlain box score numbers be somewhere around 10,000?