He went to the Eastern Motors Casino, where your job’s your credit, credit.

He’s lucky. At BYU they shut your whole season down for the dick move.

Usually the Testi busts on the hand, not vice-versa.

“That’s not so bad.”

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

Everyone who should be talking about it has too much of the only thing that matters to them at stake. See also: Slavery & the World Cup.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live:

Wu Ke mistake.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

That Veronica Vaughn, though...

Gotta really feel bad for the man responsible for driving that group of troublemakers

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Pippen has had a tough battle with money.

Pretty much the weightlifting equivalent of when I have sex; plenty of talk beforehand, a good show of confidence, a decent build up, use of a rubber... and then unintelligible grunts before everything slips out and I’m getting laughed at after a spectacular fail.

The real hero of this video is the dude on the Smith Machine pausing from his reps just long enough to shake his head dismissively.

Me too. It’s a shame, really. I mean, who builds a private restaurant and invites Will Smith?