+1 Ron Mexico

You don't even know what a write-off is.

Could be hard to tell how his recovery is going since he’s thrown gingerly his entire life.

Talk about a good Oman.

Religion.

Married people, can we really trust them?

College football is way, way, way more fun when the U is good.

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

To: Barry Petchesky- barryp@deadspin.com

Poor guy can’t even leave the country and catch a break.

[kingkelly was faster than me]

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

I can go a whole week on two pairs of pants, provided I don’t shart myself in both of them.

BA2KET

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

This deserves to be promoted to the front page. Jesus Christ, what a masterpiece.

Gotta take at least a little issue with Watch the Throne: after an impressively cerebral opening verse from Jay on No Church in the Wild, Kanye virtually submarines the entire enterprise with a bunch of lame-ass hookers-and-blow rhymes.

Ohhhhhh. I been seeing people talk about "#TBT" on twitter and instagram and I didn't know what it meant. All makes sense now.