The “Aurora Borealis” exchange is one of the greatest comedic moments in television history. I can’t even count how many times I’ve randomly said “Aurora Borealis!”, for no fucking reason, with the same indignation Chalmers had.

I'd argue Skinner is a top 5 character period. Not just one of Shearer's. Marvin Monroe? Jebidiah Sprungfeld is actually a murderous pirate. Did you even watch the fucking show?

Wait, even if the NFL did conduct a sting operation, Yee’s point is....what exactly? Isn’t the point of a sting operation to catch someone doing something wrong? If drug smugglers get caught in a sting operation, they can’t say, “Nuh uh! No fair! It was a sting operation.”

A sting operation is when the enforcement entity (here, the NFL) deliberately creates the conditions that would enable the target to engage in wrongdoing. For example, it would be a sting if the NFL had McNally offer to cheat with the balls, and Brady accepted. Here, the NFL learned of a possible planned wrongdoing,…

This is a luke-warm take. If Gronk’s biggest crimes are that he likes to drink, dance, and make ‘deez nuts’ jokes...

Shut up

I want this to become a thing. Just a general expression of rage at another person with a slight promise of revenge. “Excuse me, are you going through the ten items or less line with 50 cans of cat food? Fuckin Watermelons Comin”

Fuckin watermelons comin

I fucking love that Tom Brady is hated by the people that actually know him, just as much as I hate him.

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

Yeah, this definitely seems like the kind of thing that would go on without Belicheck knowing about it.

I pictured something like this.

He looks like Super Mario when he gets the power-up from a mushroom.

Only four Gold Gloves??? The guy hasn’t made an error in 9 years!

Pictured: Rougned, Hodor.

Fuck you guys. Sorry the Yankees have only won 832 world series trophies and not 833.

This is the sports equivalent of going back in time to save Hitler’s life in the bunker.

I’d have John Brenkus’ father pull out on the night he was conceived. Sports Science is the most terrible segment in television.

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…