We knew he would be completely full of shit. But there isn’t even any art to this! To be so BLATANT with the lies is just insane. You don’t even have to use “strategically cropped” photos to tell. The DC Metro was posting comparison numbers between Obama inaugurations, Trump’s sad fail, and today’s amazing March.…

This guy is one angry motherfucker.

The Obamas are the very picture of grace, elegance and dignity. A vision of humanity in a democratic society.

Well, to be fair, he didn’t indicate that the record-setting would be record-setting high numbers.

I honest to god believe that after years of being a star chaser, getting a hit tv show and still being stuck with the likes of Billy Bush, or doing the ‘celebrity’ version of the apprentice and barely able to get 2-3 people a season remotely approaching cool, he went to the WHCA Dinner, and saw all the real celebs…

I feel like all the “liberal elitists” are missing the most important point here. A lot of the people who voted for Trump like that he mocked a disabled person. They not only want a President who will mock disabled people, but they want to be able to mock disabled people again.

Oh the protests are going to eclipse the inauguration. I’m boycotting watching the proceedings on t.v. or the internet, I’ll only be following the protests, and organizing locally.

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

im fucking having a rage stroke right now. i would claw this womans eyes out.

Yeah Trump hates Hollywood so much he has been trying to get accepted by Hollywood for decades and his people are going behind the scenes begging A-List singers and celebrities to attend his inauguration. His people were even putting out press releases saying that A-Listers partied with Trump on New Year’s Eve.

This is basically Justin Bieber signing the guest book at the Anne Frank house “Anne would have been a belieber,” no?

Trump doesn’t even want this job at all! The only reason he ran was because his factory in China made to many red hats.

Wow. This is a total garbage article. Jezebel really needs to rethink its political reporting- really, really not good. Let’s look at the NYTimes. Oh look. Literally the second bullet point front page main points of the article without even clicking on the article itself:

If they were “coming down” from a lesbian phase, why would they go to a lesbian bar?

Yep, me too. You morons deserve to be left by the side of the road, just like your dad threatened to for kicking the back of his seat for five hundred miles. You wouldn’t listen.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

Paging Marco Rubio. I mean they have to have his Grindr pics right?

Holy shit, that’s so horrible. Get better soon.

It’s true that sympathy is in short supply right now, which is why I’m saving mine for the people who deserve it- those who didn’t vote for this fuck cheeto with hair, but are going to get seriously screwed under him, regardless. Voted for Trump, and now you regret it? Fuck off, you get the government you deserve. God…