The Despot in Chief. How many active lawsuits does he have against him now (this is a rhetorical question, since I can go to the Googlie)? For sweet fuck sake.

The fucks that watched this probably thought it was consensual. The fucking fucks.

Wait. Bea Arthur ruined marriages? Bea......Arthur?

Talk about being trapped...

Starred for Fallout reference!

So many of these asshat Republican sycophants (and Dems too!) are such fans of the much cherished DC way of life known as pork belly spending, on top of the usual programs that go into good fiscal policy. Ironic that these numbnuts are just now figuring out that President Trucknuts and Emperor Bannon really don’t …

Me too! Proud Atheist of Atheist parents. YAY!

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen all day.

Hey now, come on - shedding his human suit as he takes on his final slime form has gotta be hard.

What a fucking shitstain these guys are. Yo, dipshit a phone costs a couple hundred dollars with a plan (average $799 if no plan); the new healthcare debacle is going to screw poor, sick and old people by thousands of dollars a year.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fuckbag

This.

In what world are 13 year olds “sexually mature”?

I get really fucking sick of people, especially rich white people (and I’m white) getting all butthurt over people getting pissed when they are racist, homophobic, sexist dickbags.

Starring for content AND “Dolt 45". Stealing and passing on too (with props to you), you wonderful internet stranger

Who are we kidding here? I could totally see a delusional, half slurring Trumples applying the self tanner himself to Spiceman, softly - almost reverntly. Trumples stubby, little smokies fingers gliding over Spiceman’s flaccid, blubber like skin lightly:

Schwing! Trump doesn’t want to upset his succubus Bannon, who lives up in his batbox - attached to the oval office ceiling.

Because if it’s one group you can totally trust, it’s the Nazis. Trustworthy, upstanding, dependable group they are.

Okay, this made me snarf for just a bit too long - which is probably saying something about my mental state on this Saturday morning. Maybe I need to go back to bed. Until 2018

Fuck yes. I’m down to playing Minecraft at night. Goddamn Minecraft like I’m a fucking twelve year old stuck in 2012.