In honor of Chad, please use protein shake as a simile in one comment today.

Chad is a tool, but I found his unquenchable appetite for deli meat completely relatable.

Say what you will about the complete douchification of Chad, but him saying being attacked by all the guys was like being attacked by Care Bears was laugh out loud hilarious. I am going to enjoy disliking him but that was awesome.

“Tell me what you like about me!”
“Um, excuse me, unlike these other pussies, I fuck super-hot bitches like literally every day, so, back up and stop getting so CRAZY by making one joking demand of me, amirite Real Men Out There??”

Also: “my mom died 6 months ago, and it was like, sad or whatever, but I got her super…

How do these guys live with themselves after being on TV, showing how hyped up they were about that JoJo song?

I would bet producers had this guy kept as a source of drama.

luxury real estate... Oklahoma

That’s like saying “I don’t believe racism exists, therefore I am not a racist.”

It's not even remotely irrelevant. There are still Klan groups in Oregon. Militias are in Oregon. Oregon still doesn't have a black population that equals their percentage of the population.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to look like morons in comment sections.