So it feels important to point out that Welker didn’t have control of the mute button. Also, did 100x better than Chris Wallace. But she did definitely let Trump steamroll over the time limits and could have probably done better calling out some of the more obvious ridiculousness. Overall, though, I thought she did…

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

But but he had pudding and Jello!

I’ve spent two nights in Watford City. I feel you! :/ 

Protip: Anybody who says “we’re adults” usually has other people handling adult responsibilities for/with them.

I would have an open bar (because we’re WASPs and people would riot if there weren’t liquor) but—an old, old boyfriend of mine told me this horrific story (clearly in his mind it was a boyish hijink, droll and merry). He and his friend crashed a wedding and took FULL advantage of the open bar. Like, that was the…

This dude rolled snake eyes at the Genetics Casino.

Isn’t that how domestic violence works?

Exactly. 

I’d completely forgotten he did the TMNT 2 theme song.

1) As the owner of a cat who has caught a rabbit AND a cardinal in the last 3 days alone, I laughed heartily at the reveal! He brought the rabbit into the house FULLY ALIVE; then, decided to “play” (aka torment the thing) on the landing of our stairs. I carried him (growling the whole way) with the rabbit in his mouth…

JESUS CHRIST. 

Umm, it’s a restaurant and the cat was hungry? ;-)

there’d be a huge THUNK from his apartment, like getting up from a chair or the sofa required a jump or dismount.

In my early 30s I lived in this old house in Massachusetts (like from the 1700s) that was partitioned into three apartments, one on each floor. I lived on the top and this older man in his 60s moved in on the bottom floor. We got along find for years, except for him insisting on calling me sweetheart.

This is hella late, but Brux sounds like the past tense of Braxton.

It was a hit or miss season, but the meta episodes are usually my favorites. Nothing else like it on TV.