Not getting laid, dumped coffee on my kindle and my cat has ear mites. solidarity <3 hope things get better!

It’s supposed to show solidarity with anyone unsafe under Trump’s policies. basically you’re signalling you didn’t vote to endanger them.

What?! I’d be furious. what if there was a genetic component that the rest of you needed tests for? that kind of negligence makes my blood boil.

You’re a fucking rock star.

Came home from school for Thanksgiving. everyone got food poisoning from the pizza we could barely afford. my dad died after more than a year in the hospital. then, day after funeral we moved my grandparents into a smaller place. grandma was a mess, grandpa had early Alzheimer’s and my aunts and uncles acted like…

The xenophobic climate in Canada right now isn’t helping. It’s not a cake walk to begin with. I don’t blame these kids for being afraid.

That’s just what Trump needs - another vengeful fucker with a proven track record of revenge and a slush fund.

My mom was mistaken for my brother’s girlfriend/wife once. The implication was clearly that he looked closer to my mom’s 52 than his actual 25. He was not impressed.

I crossed the border today to pick up a package I ordered prior to the election. the border guard tried making a joke about a “Canadian wall”. It took everything in my power not to lose it on him.

Aside from spending too much of my life doing the “I’m not like other girls” thing (I know), the dumbest thing I ever did was write a letter to the editor defending donors rights to limit scholarships to non minorities at a university. (to be fair, I was 23 and bitter about not qualifying for any aid and having to…

Don’t most people drink to forget the Bushes?

I read a lot of old Hollywood biographical works, but the only one that left me legitimately sick to my stomach was the book about Hitchcock.

Holy hell, I got a mention! I feel famous. the sad part is that the people still breathing in my family are way scarier than the dead ones.

Canadian I assume?

Last Christmas Eve we stopped at my in law’s to drop some gifts off for extended family, as we wouldn’t be attending the big gathering the next day. in law’s were at another function, so the house was empty. Boyfriend and I had eaten a huge meal with my family and then drove for two hours, so we were in desperate need…

Sitting in my living room, staring at the huge armoire on the back wall and trying not to freak out.

I’d like to think this is a subtle “kiss my ass” from Schumer, but I may be reaching.

I don’t care for Beyonce. I can recognize her achievements and her importance to POC, and still change the station when her music comes on.

I remember those days! Happy studying!

Yes! Eve in Hollywood was great too. I love the way he blends history and fiction.