I think the more upsetting part to parents is that their kids are sticking their iPhones down their pants rather than getting an actual fucking vibrator.
You win all the lols just for 'Little Lord Scottleroy'.
I hate her owners, I think. Leave the cat alone. Fuck.
Re: LaBeouf. I hope he makes it. It's got to be the biggest uphill battle and it's a battle for his life. So yeah, I wish everyone on that battle success.
I deep fried a towel, once, wrapped a pita & a slice of American cheese around it & gave it to my manager. It was payback for earlier that day when he said he had to hide his boner cuz I was eating a popsicle
I once hailed a cab to take me through the McDonald's drive-thru because they wouldn't let me walk up. No judgment here.
Ugghhhhhh... I really want to go to this concert. GIVE ME ALL THE WEDDING CLIPS AND FAKE INSIDER INFO. Living in the middle of nowhere sucks. =\
I just love Taylor and her cat loving ways!
Honestly, I feel terrible for the guy. Can you imagine being shunned by your family for gaining a few pounds? His body is his business and you have to be a pretty heartless monster to be embarrassed of your sibling because they're overweight.
Jesus tapdancing Christ.
Where are the thighs?
Newscaster seems like kind of an asshole. Also, very much missing the point. They're so eager to wag their fingers at the SiLlY women who are like "he's cute" and not talk about actual issues here, like how every day thousands of people who are less good looking than Meeks pass through a for-profit prison system,…
I'm partial to "Whatta Man" by Salt-N-Pepa. I can't decide if my favorite lyric is "He knows that my name is not Susan." or "He spends quality time with his kids when he can." But you know what? Why choose?
BUNNIES AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES.
Man! You guys have a lot of self-restraint! All the respect in the world to Rich and Tracie for not laughing in Farrah's face. It could not have been easy.
It's just you.