Shouldn't be tough at all to explain that to Junior.

I call bullshit on this new meme...

What the fuck is this?

I could teach you...

I'm sure they have, ha. Are you, pray tell, interested in sharing your nudity hot spots for the rest of Kinja to enjoy? Don't hold out on the (free) goods!

I thought that Ellen Page was Jared Leto at first

One of my first responses to being diagnosed was about losing my hair. I was kind of terrified at the thought. Some women lead with their breasts. Contrary to my nom de plume, I lead with my hair. My doctor seemed relived to have something positive to tell me—I wouldn't lose hair with the radioactive treatment I would…

Really I got nothing, I'd totally do a shaved head chick, art is awesome, half naked pictures of girls are great, cancer sucks.

Funding for that was cut.

They can have some of my eye bleach. I've already doused myself, I'm all done for the day.

Regarding the Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Kylie/Kendal Jenner fiasco, THIS so much:

I hate when this happens at my job because people don't read the menu. He'll say "steak, salad, potato" and then I have to ask " Which steak? Which size? What temperature? Which salad? Which dressing? Which potato choice?" And then he looks at her for an answer.
How about you just let the people in your party order…

Sadly, I still am. I might need therapy.

I have to disagree. That is gross, but I'm looking at it and not screaming, unlike the monster fish picture my husband showed me over the weekend. Even with "want to see an ugly fish?" warning that shit made me scream. I don't know where he found it or I would link.

You are really good at this Deadspin commenting thing, and it's really great to have you around and replying.*

This is a very well-written piece of fiction and definitely tries to get into the mind of the other person to make them "not a villain." However, I don't think suing god and everyone is going to help the case any.

I don't have Instagram and have never done the filter thing, but seriously give me a fucking break here. I certainly have done color correction on a washed out photo on my computer back in the day when I used a digital camera. To call doing a quick overall wash on the entire photo "photoshopping" is ridiculous.

Why do clowns like to wave all the damn time???

WHERE ARE THE FAT ONES???

I am going to start a ladies night that's just a red tent where we sit around in unwashed muumuus eating macaroni and cheese and watching old Buffy episodes. Men can come if they want.