“Hey Chip - how many times better are white people than black people?”

Provost [to Grand Wizard]: Expelliarmus!

Four of the five players were subjected to corporal punishment, with Barnwell the lone exception. Such punishment of him was deemed excessive, as Rutgers had already hit its Nadir.

Bring back Weintraub

Dawkins is survived by Hersey Hawkins, Dominique Wilkins, and my confusion.