I’m at the mercy of the Buffyverse. Oh Jos, why did you go to Marvel? Traitor. I will go to bed thinking of his masterful “Hush,” to be followed by the magnificent musical “Once More, With Feeling.”

Ahhhh. So gentle. Happy dreams tonight in Wednesday world (and Dr. Freud is not invited). See you:)

Aha! I have IIS (Insomnia Induced Stupidity) right now, so a little slow. But that is some of the best humor I've read today. YOUR ISSUES ARE SERVING YOU WELL;) Time for bed.

Actually, in her defense, being the cute chipmunk daughter of a DEA agent is the best “who, me?” I’ve ever seen. She’d almost be foolish not to deal drugs.

If only people knew what goes on in College Station. I had several friends get recruited by a Canadian drug smuggler. The one and only time I ever met him is when I came home to a party at my house and he was in my room with a bunch of my friends smoking pot. (Get out!) He was only interested in the cutest and most…

My money would be on a customer got arrested for drugs and happily sold her out to avoid charges.

I hope they don’t, because punishing drug use is stupid, harmful, and ethically wrong.

Exacty. She’s just as cute as can be. I can see myself using the word “adorable” if asked to describe this picture with no other information available about the subject.

So who ratted her out - client, competitor, sorority mom... or did she write dumb stuff on social media?

This is what a drug dealer looks like.

And no wonder, with a face like that. She IS adorable. She looks like some kind of woodland creature you could hold in your hand and pet.

I knew something about her reminded me of everyone I went to high school with...

I’m middle class white and cute and that landed me in disciplinary boot camp for about 5 months over two pills in south Houston... so basically I hope they nail her ass.

It’s the smile of a girl who is high off her mind....reality will come crashing in soon enough.

Of course. We are all about justice here in the U.S. Totes.

“YOU GUYS this is all a mistake. I can clear it up. I normally pay off my parking tickets straight away. I need to get to the hospital and was only there a minute and and ... What is this is something else? You found WHAT? DRUGS? Erm ... Sorry for crying. I’m just really confused right now. ”

“I’m middle class, white and pretty - consequences aren’t for people like me, right? Right?”

Absolutely. No question.

That’s the smile of a girl who is used to getting away with shit.